Missing your flight because you were singing Laal Meri Pat too loud that you didn't hear the final boarding call. T$M

On your journey to India, with a layover in Paris. Making use of your boring 4 hour layover in Paris by turning the terminal into a "freeport" with the goodies in your luggage. T$M

Selling connections for your personal hotspot to fellow passengers on a flight for half the price of the on-board wifi. T$M

Walking into any part of the plane, and turning it into "business" class. T$M